Elf No Longer On The Shelf

Our tiresome little elf thought he was safe from abuse this year.  He was offered some help by the legendary Jake "The Snake" Roberts.  However, Little Elfie failed to learn from what happened to the Ultimate Warrior.  One simply does not trust Jake Roberts.  Elfie turned his back and before you could spell the letters D-D-T, he was out cold and flat on his back. Then Jake, much like Santa Claus himself, presented the elf with with his present, directly removed from his sack.  Better luck next year Elfie.  Maybe you should stop playing tricks on the household and remain safely on your shelf next year.  The photograph was taken at f/7.1 4sec, ISO 100 at 42mm.  Hope you all have a Merry Christmas, and most importantly, never make the mistake of trusting Jake 'The Snake' Roberts.